omg in elementary school I had so few friends.

Probably because I was a bitch.  Misanthropy before it was cool, etc.

So I would like, come up with things like “read to younger children” or “pick up trash” (both of these had rewards, like, coloring books and/or cookies).

But sometimes I would also play a game I retrospectively call “Trashcan Clown”.

It’s when you hate everyone, but you’re an only child so you need their attention anyway, so you sit by the trashcan and try to make people laugh whenever they throw their trash away.  Bonus points if they throw food at you from afar.

They loved me, obviously.