This is not exclusively an Arrested Development Blog. Sometimes there is Brad Pitt, and there is a lot of weeping over Cary Elwes. If nothing else, at least I amuse myself.
You should read this
very important message.
Only I can be Beyonce.
"Best decision I ever made? To be true to my lifelong interests even in the face of naysayers who are always there to tell you what you cannot or will not achieve."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
The worst thing about all these facebook games is that eventually I just begint to cheat at them and then it’s not even fun anymore and I’m just playing castleville for the glory and redecorating the avatars.
And i get weirdly obsessed with and OH LOOK, SUDDENLY I HAVE 10,000,000 DOLLARS IN SORORITY LIFE HOW DID I GET HERE. But I don’t care about other things! Fuck you, sports. It’s just these weird games. Like, if humans somehow evolved to be ultra competitive about mafia wars then I fail to see how that’s a useful skill.
17 Feb 2012 / 1 note / I just ugh i feel like i'm a really good candidate for substance abuse like even if i stop enjoying my meth ''no i must have more i will have all the meth and it will be mine'' BUT I DID QUIT MAFIA WARS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME there were no avatars it couldn't hold my interest for long if i can't change my virtual appearance
(Source: raaachelbutler)
8 Feb 2012 / Reblogged from raaachelbutler with 95 notes / this too the natalie portman tag is my soul all of it ALL OF IT but garden state idk i can't i just idk man
oh dear god it’s finals
and i have to do this every year
normal! functioning!
and then suddenly
“oh dear god, existential crisis time!! sleep! youtube videos!”
“i have….no….direction””
“oh god i’m older than i was last year and next year i’ll be even older! and then i’ll be dead”
“no one’s going to love me, i quit!!!”
(this one is the best because it’s really just an excuse for poor hygiene)
and then finals are over and suddenly it all goes away.
Say it with me, “I do not give a fuck.”
i do cannot afford to care about the things that are not immediate problems
like “oh dear god what is studying”
