• My laptop is right in front of a really clean window, and at night I can kind of see my reflection in it, but when i move suddenly it’s really distracting, and then i make weird faces as i try to find what moved 
  • who is this person watching me what the fuck it’s that clown from IT
  • but after I’ve recoiled on my swivel chair I’m like “oh wow it’s me”
  • and then i realize how awesome i look
  • yeah, i’m pretty fucking great
  • and then it’s half an hour later and i’m like “oh shit i got lost in my own eyes”