REVIEW: 2.37AM burger
Seared Chicken Deluxe burger:
Quick service. They made me wait 6 minutes for a Big Mac once. You can’t really mess up a Chicken Deluxe. Two green leaves of lettuce were not inside the burger though. All in all, positive.
Small Fries:
Like your sodium much? My chapped lips, shriveled throat and high blood pressure say: Ease up on the salt next time, guy. Salty Saltun of Brunei fucking guy.
Napkins:
Dude only gave me one napkin. What’s the deal, they usually give out a big enough handful to use as a pillow. Disappointing
It’s unfortunate that Natalie Bassingthwaite has a music career as successful as Kim Bassinger and the grace and rugged handsomeness of Daryl Braithwaite.
Ladies and gents of the upper east coast of Australia! This zine fair is coming your way and I implore you to go. I would really like to go! It is too close to some big exams for me to make it though. Click for a PDF poster. Also reblog if you know some other people into zines. In my utopia, everyone is into zines.Who wants to drive me to this? It will make Kassie Happy?
I’d also like to be driven to this. Not because I can’t drive myself or don’t own a car but because there’s no way in hell I’d drive to Byron Bay just for a Zine Fair. I would like the luxury of falling asleep for 3 hours waking up and being there. Why can’t Brisbane have nice things?
Ack. Fukc shit.
I think eating a Seared Chicken Deluxe at 2.40 this morning and following up the next meal with an organic beef burger at Pig N Whistle today was a bad idea. I think I may have an irregular heart beat right now. All I know is it’s not so much pumping as it is throbbing. But I won’t cancel my Burger Urge date this Saturday. Lamb and Haloumi beckons.
Ack. Fukc shit.
I think eating a Seared Chicken Deluxe at 2.40 this morning and following up the next meal with an organic beef burger at Pig N Whistle today was a bad idea. I think I may have an irregular heart beat right now. All I know is it’s not so much pumping as it is throbbing. But I won’t cancel my Burger Urge date this Saturday. Lamb and Haloumi beckons.There’s a halambi burger?!
YUS. It’s like eating Jesus on a freshly toasted bun.
Hahaha. Take that! papparazo. Want nipple slip? BAM too bad. She put two ginormous stars on her tits. Rihanna has defeated you.





