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2009

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Creeepy
Jun 30th
You could fill a capsule toy with faeces and I’d still...
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
Via Alley was one of the places I made sure to visit while I...
Jun 30th
Photo earlier this year of Suri sitting in front of what...
Jun 30th
HOH! Ninja umbrella.
Jun 30th
Darrin Bendall makes rad shit out of paper.
Jun 30th

(phone call)

Sister: Hey Colin. Random thought. Remember when dad called you Kelvin when we were in China?
Me: Yeh.
Sister: Haha yeh, he was like, 'this is my son Kelvin.' Well, I just remembered. You know dad has a picture of me and Kenny when we were little with him and mum in his wallet. But no picture of you in there.
Me: Yeh. I know that already.
Sister: Hahaha. Yeh, just thought about it just then. Hahahaha.
Me: Ok.
Sister: Hahahaha. Ok see ya.
Me: See ya.
(faint sound of giggling as I hang up the phone)
Jun 30th
Someone at News Ltd reads my tumblr.
Jun 29th
(via planettampon)
Jun 29th
(via planettampon)
Jun 29th
(:
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Rebound Books Old books re-bound with blank or lined paper...
Jun 29th
Video of the landing
Jun 29th

ATTN: Suri Cruise is in Australia

That is all.
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Emma Lung has cat power?
Jun 29th

It's either the waste paper basket in my...

And I just changed the plastic bag in my waste paper basket yesterday.
Jun 28th
planettampon: Damn, I want Scribblenauts/art skillz. Hahah....
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
Yes. More cakes and foodage in general should come in bite...
Jun 28th
Wait, hold up. You are allowed to just buy a ticket to the...
Jun 28th
“What he meant was Monster Island is actually a peninsula”
— Seriously. How good did it...
Jun 28th

I wonder how many complaints it takes

for Channel 10 to go back to a good season of The Simpsons at 6:00. Because last week I stopped...
Jun 28th
A photo album on inflatable wobbly men. (:
Jun 28th
Jun 28th

"Is this Australia's luckiest man? He...

You know what’s luckier than suffering 32 heart attacks and surviving? Not having a heart...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
Amazing picture. Who knew real life could look like PS3...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th

Funemployed

So desperate for fulltime work I’ve started dreaming about being in job interview situations....
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
(via planettampon) Droop auto-reblog
Jun 28th
Infinite edamame popping
Jun 27th
Sticky Monsters Lab
Jun 27th
N64?
Jun 27th
Oh hi Japanese cakes. We don’t get nice things like...
Jun 27th
Ew
Jun 27th
Dr. Slump
Jun 27th
What is this amazing show?
Jun 27th
Doooodie.
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
“Ah-hah!”
— Jadakiss
Jun 27th
Aachi and Ssipak
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
Warch Watch
One of my favourite songs this year gets a pretty kickin video.
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
Fucking disgusting.
Jun 27th
Needs more dawg.
Jun 27th
How do you like THIS petenovetz and kassintrazone
Jun 26th
Lego Pikmin
Jun 26th
These are $US11. They are exclusive to Toys R Us. I’m...
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
(via niki) They so should make this.
Jun 26th
Friend: *sits on window sill*
Me: *reads plaque next to window sill*
Me: You realise you're sitting on a piece of art.
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
secondgradefresh: didi-disaster: This absolutely melts my heart. Yeah yeah, two baby posts in a...
Jun 26th
“…one of the coolest dudes on the planet…”
— Letterman’s introduction...
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
Jun 25th
“Just go for it!”
— Viewtiful Joe. (via...
Jun 25th
“You don’t know how many times on Raymond I just wanted...”
— Hahaha. Could not guess...
Jun 25th
Jun 24th
Jun 24th

And for me!

Jun 24th
My friend is proposing to his long term gf and I’m not...
Jun 24th
Friends With You are obviously awesome. I like the jewel...
Jun 23rd

Nitro likes Penny

But Penny likes Curio. But Curio likes Picasso. But Picasso likes Justin. WHY WOULD YOU WRITE SUCH...
Jun 23rd
All his friends and onlookers are like… “Why...
Jun 23rd
I like when rey keeps it simple. Pulling back and not going...
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd
READ IT
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd

What do you look for in a woman?

A perfectly ok question to ask someone unless that someone is a very literal gynaecologist.
Jun 23rd
What I would do to be a piece of long dress cloth on...
Jun 23rd
………..…
Jun 23rd
Paul Dano is Drew Barrymore in this movie?
Jun 23rd

I just entered that Smith's...

Peking Duck and Hoisin Sauce Beer battered chips with Wasabi Aioli Was also going to enter...
Jun 22nd
intrazone: Mooore, birds! Amazing shurt. There’s...
Jun 22nd

Lettuce City

The Subway I ordered just now.
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
James Jean’s wip
Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
neat-o: looli: Neighbours time motherfuckers! BRIDGET...
Jun 21st
Whaa-huuuuuuut. What is this amazingness!!!
Jun 21st

So my grandmother has this REALLY great...

saithis: Anyone in my family can basically tell you the exact floorplan of it without a second...
Jun 21st
Warch Watch
The animation is batshit insane! There is so much visual stimuli packed into each frame.
Jun 21st
Lying Rhino
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
Pokemon comic vs Pokemon manga
Jun 21st
via
Jun 21st
I like my eyes. They’re a nice colour. Even though one of...
Jun 21st
Jun 21st

Why is it so hard to find the Leighton...

keflex: All I want to see is some weird foot sex with Blair Waldorf, fuck. What’s weird about...
Jun 21st

"NEXT ON SEVEN, MAGNUM P.I!"

I lol’d.
Jun 20th
“All that stuff about child predators, I find, has done more...”
— Saithis
Jun 20th
neat-o: Kas Her’s is better.
Jun 20th
Galaga
Jun 20th
(via niki)
Jun 20th
(via keflex) HAHAHAHA What is that, a 2nd generation iPod?
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
Giant Robot Post-It Show
Jun 20th
Two Stories with the same script. The first a domestic...
Jun 20th
House Party - Mike Bertino
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
Akiko
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Soon.
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
(via winnr) I drew you a bath Master Wayne. I remember...
Jun 19th
Exceedingly Good Keex (Azn babe of the day)
Jun 19th
“An easy nickname for Shiloh Pitt is Pile ‘O Shit!”
— Celebitchy
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Never really understood the logic behind the naming of this...
Jun 19th
Also, I raise you one peanut butter pop tarts.
Jun 19th
nineteen666: This is my afternoon tea: Timtam smothered...
Jun 19th
My friends and I nicknamed the Rumble Pack ‘the Bumble...
Jun 19th
N64?
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
AHHH MY GAAAHD. Hope > Ramona
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Fuck offffffff epic cowlick.
Jun 18th
Don’t usually go for shirts with skulls but this is an...
Jun 18th
Jirat.gif
Jun 18th

Rainbow Twizzler flavours

Ranked in order of tastiness: Yellow Orange Green Red Purple Blue
Jun 18th
Warch Watch
God yes. Larry David is on the promo trail for Whatever Works. Part 1
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
antoinetta: killingbambi: vaincre:
Jun 18th
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
(via planettampon)
Jun 17th

What did the gay vampire say to the...

I vaaant to suuuuck your coooock.
Jun 17th
What’s the policy on posting pictures of...
Jun 17th
Q-Pot cake necklace
Jun 17th
Love you Pirelli.
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
Oh man. Hamburger Zine!
Jun 17th
(UNseenmagazine)
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
Warch Watch
D12 grills Dwight on losing the finals, those free throws and Stan Van Gundy. Brutal.
Jun 17th
We Buy Your Kids
Jun 17th
Never knew Eric Nakamura draws too. Swell.
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Knives Chau is today’s Asian babe.
Jun 16th
!
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
Warch Watch
Early work by Jim Henson advertising a coffee company: ‘The ads starred the cheerful Wilkins,...
Jun 16th
I one day hope to achieve this. Interpret that in any way...
Jun 16th
2pacca the boogie wookie. !
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
‘It is terrible for me,’ said Kimberley....
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Here’s to hoping untied pieces of ribbon become an...
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Defensive puppet of the year
Jun 16th
Sup?
Jun 16th
Why haven’t I google image’d ‘samurai helmets’ before today?
Jun 16th

AIIIIIIIIII!

Just discovered that there’s a moth larvae gestating on the underside of my plastic Chinese...
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
THE KIRBY PROJECT is a blog for creative projects inspired...
Jun 16th
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
M is for Modular. FUCK. This is a 3 meg file of...
Jun 15th

PET PEEVE:

planettampon: Taking that first bite of dinner and then needing to do a crap. Agreed. (I like how...
Jun 15th
Whoops. This image came up when I typed pingle instead of...
Jun 15th
“Hey! Colin! Yes, you… The 35-year old man over...”
— The opening lines to...
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
What is Cemetary Junction about?
Jun 15th
Megan Fox is a good dresser.
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
Blockbob Eater by eBoy
Jun 14th
New goal in life: make a shirt two Asian babes will wear
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
The Ers x Sixpack
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
Quartz - Das Monk
Jun 14th

Q: Who is geodude's favourite Minister...

Nicola Rocks On
Jun 14th
“You look beautiful. Like that glamourous Tootsie lady.”
— hahaha. Tootsie references on...
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
Jun 14th

Sam Rockwell's laugh is the best thing...

Hare hare ha hare. Well, I can’t really do it. But you know.
Jun 14th
Need this deliciousness.
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
Moominvalley
Jun 13th
Streets of Rage
Jun 13th
Sega artwork for Shinobi on the Genesis
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
Samurai Pizza Cats intro
Jun 13th
CUPCO plush dolls
Jun 13th
absolutecrumb: Withdrawal gaining favour as birth-control...
Jun 13th
The Wonderful! Design Works toy family
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
(via niki)
Jun 13th
(via aphysical)
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
*As soon as I walk through the door at 2: 45*
Dad: Colin! Have you showered tonight?!
Me: ....No....
Dad: Ok.
Jun 13th
niki: niki.tumblr.com, now in Sims form! Oh those darling...
Jun 13th
via kitsunenoir.com
Jun 12th
via kitsunenoir.com
Jun 12th
Michael Douglas got OLD.
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
Can’t wait to draw with my cousin-niece in August
Jun 12th
Q-Pot chocolate protectors
Jun 12th
Peggy
Jun 12th
Scribblenauts Wallpaper
Jun 12th
Jun 12th

ARCHERFIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEELD!$#!#!^!&!!...

Jun 12th
Jun 11th

PHARAOH, PHARAOH, OOO BABY. LET MY...

OH! *thrust*
Jun 11th
123Klan are amazing.
Jun 11th
Jun 11th
Warch Watch
Letterman responds to criticism over jokes he made about knockin up Sarah Palin’s daughter. ...
Jun 11th
Ok so at first I thought a swimsuit hoody is the most...
Jun 11th

intrazone

intrazone: joshdivision: is there an anime about robots that form a progressive rock band called...
Jun 11th
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
(:
Jun 10th
Bonus Stage
Jun 10th
Oh man, spot the video game references. (via)
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
I think my mid-year resolution is to buy more vinyl toys.
Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
Sam Flores.
Jun 10th
Jun 9th
An artist’s rendition of Melbourne University
Jun 9th

Which speedway?

Jun 9th
Shigeru Miyamato inspects a PSP Go, Sony guy seems pleased.
Jun 9th
Haha
Jun 9th

Gonna organise a Cillian Murphy Film...

Gonna call it CILLIAN IN THE NAME OF.
Jun 9th
He hasn’t aged a day!
Jun 9th
antoinetta: spaceships: davidmanque:  Joe Lambert, via...
Jun 9th

Just went to get a bowl of Coco Pops

But there’s no milk. So I sucked some condensed milk out of the tube instead.
Jun 8th
http://www.quizmania.tv/
Jun 8th

Hey everyone - Eco is no longer part of...

So that’s what happened ):
Jun 8th
“His special interests include laparoscopic surgery,...”
— My uncle’s bio. He also...
Jun 8th
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
Paris Hilton: I'm much happier now. He's a better fit.
Dave Letterman: Uh huh. What the hell does that mean?
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
Play this game fggts. It’s in English now. You have no...
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
rarakeynes: She’s fierce.
Jun 7th
This guy always freaked the bejesus out of me.
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
(via planettampon) Hate you Sea Bass shitcunt. Gimme the...
Jun 7th
(via planettampon) I lol’d. And then I thought about...
Jun 7th
I go mental every time you leave for work You never seem to...
Jun 7th

Slang

For some reason, old slang from my high school years suddenly popped into my head. Thought I would...
Jun 6th
Jun 6th
Jun 6th
niki: I gasped. Roisin literally made me stop breathing.
Jun 6th
I love how every new dungeon in Wind Waker is another...
Jun 5th
Jun 5th
Junko Mizuno // Strange Tales Max
Jun 5th
Motherfucking Paul Pope cover for Marvel ‘indie’...
Jun 5th

Fuuuuuck

I have phantom panadol in my throat.
Jun 5th

Tzatziki

Mum: <How do you say it?>
Me: Tzatziki
Mum: Zhertzheekee. Eh?
Me: Tzatziki.
Mum: Zhertzheekee.
(pause)
Mum: Eh?
Me: Tzaziki!
Mum: Zhhhhaaaar
Me: ZA.
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
‘Hi’ Zill the snot-nosed kid from Wind Waker is...
Jun 5th