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Ever had thick, unemasticated, undiluted...

Like being forced to swallow the flames of Hell.

Mar 30th

“tank girl?” Agreed. Also Jet Girl.

Mar 30th

pspssst: girlsandsocks: omg! I’ve said many...

Mar 30th

I learned the word surly from The Simpsons in grade 2 I...

Mar 30th

At roughly 3:00pm every day

I get the craving for a double cheeseburger and Maxibon. I think today I will indulge on this...

Mar 30th

Kim Pine looks perfectly mopey and surly :)

Mar 30th

“Adam Hills is a name synonymous with itself.”
— Shaun Micallef. Funnier than...

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gofonturself: Parra B&W shirts exist. The world is a...

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(via planettampon) Fisting auto-reblog

Mar 30th

“In the High Court yesterday, he told its seven judges that a...”
— Jerk has way too much time on...

Mar 30th

If ever there was a Simpsons quote that...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Mar 30th

You’ve activated my trap Oscar.

Mar 30th

(via niki)

Mar 29th

intrazone: (viacontramundum&tulletulle&gnarjen) I...

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Will own French goat one day.

Mar 29th

winnr: Playboy’s Chicks In Kicks Shoot This is amazing....

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If MGMT come to Splendour I will be very,...

Mar 29th

Love the moment your body can stomach...

Gorging on french onion dip, twisties and quiche right now.

Mar 29th

New goal in life: pick the colourway to a F1 car.

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

Fun times at the World Champs for curling.

Mar 28th

KERS

The Kinetic Energy Recovery System. This is a regenerative braking device designed to recover...

Mar 28th

niki: Two different movies.

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nyagao:

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MSTRKRFT

right now, That is all.

Mar 28th

The capacity of my small asian body...

90%. only because no one else wanted to share the load with me. to all these people, i dub thee...

Mar 28th

I swaer I will drive youi home one...

that’s an empty promise if I’ve ever madeone

Mar 28th

Suri Cruise is unimpressed with your insolence.

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“What about macaroni… wait for it; salad.”
— G.O.B

Mar 27th

Is there anything wrong about a...

If there is, I don’t want to know about it.

Mar 27th

(Alpha60)

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mcahill: Magnetic Fields

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Ton-ton

Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo. ...

Mar 26th

OH MAN. The full set of original Star Wars action figures is...

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Genie guesses who you are thinking of?

Mar 26th

cassiesaurusrex: via passiveaggressivenotes.com.

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In a boy-meets-mecha kind of a mood tonight.

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Genie guesses who you are thinking of?

Mar 26th

Watch

What platform is this coming out on?! I guess if it’s anything other than DS it has no...

Mar 25th

Watch

Arrrgh - amazing. Looks like straight up Hyrule classic, which will be a good return to the DS. Not...

Mar 25th

wtnss: The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks Coming soon to...

Mar 25th

(via planettampon) Yes!

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(via wtnss)

Mar 25th

“It’s like injecting yourself with small pox to prevent...”
— Siang describes socialising...

Mar 24th

Set your bigots free

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Jizzed in my pants D:

Mar 23rd

We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time oh...

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intrazone: I have so many tshirts already!!! How can I...

Mar 23rd

“Ashton Kutcher put a picture of his wife’s hot ass on...”
— WWTDD

Mar 23rd

This afternoon’s Celebrity Teeth is: Gwyneth Paltrow! ...

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Fact:

I’ve never been to the Australian Bureau of Statistics site and found the statistic I went...

Mar 22nd

“Awwwm man? That one band with Crash? And those boys? I hate...”

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Listen

GET THAT FUCKEN AIR BUBBLE!

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“While Jade Gatt was a more subservient but less imaginative...”

Mar 21st

Sneakin' in right on time, only one...

CHEEEEEZ TEEEEVEEEE My heart dies a little every time I think about how Jade and Ryan didn’t...

Mar 21st

Samurai Pizza Cats - they’re not bad. They have more...

Mar 21st

winnr: Daredevil #500 by Marko Djurdjevic Swt.

Mar 21st

The Noodle Box Kilo

planettampon: While each Noodle Box box does not weigh exactly one kilogram, devouring 1 (one) box...

Mar 21st

nyagao: dcf80-tengu02c1 Heeeey. That’s fucken cool!

Mar 21st

I dropped a whole tin of Extra mints...

Are they still edible? Discuss.

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If I resent any of my family then maybe...

as a child I have had: my mother slam a car door on my leg my mother spray me in the eye with...

Mar 21st

Arrrrgh. SO PRETTY. pyakawit.

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I'm so fucking tired

but I’m kind of craving and tempted to go get a double cheeseburger. It’s only a 17...

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The teeny tiny nature of White Castle’s square-burger...

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(via planettampon)

Mar 19th

Another ongoing family joke. Koo-ree-oss-ity. *DARN DARN -...

Mar 19th

I hate you so God damn much labia lips.

Mar 19th

AH! This ruined my day when I saw this in my inbox. When I...

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chris-o: New Era x Marvel ‘X Men Faces’ Collection. Oh...

Mar 18th

Ahhh WHAT?! This is the line to Shake Shack in Madison...

Mar 18th

Oh yeh, this is the second straight...

Apparently 2:00 in the morning is burger hour for me. Tomorrow I will be posting about White Castle....

Mar 18th

At 19,490 caories, this is the In-N-Out 100x100 story.

Mar 18th

A guide to In-N-Out Burger's secret menu

Mar 18th

In N Out Burger. I want you so bad. Soon enough my pretty.

Mar 18th

Listen

Mystic Cave Zone - Sonic Team Sonic: The Hedgehog 2 was 16-bit perfection and the opening four...

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“The quake reportedly knocked cans off a shelf in Ashburton.”
— My cans! My precious antique...

Mar 17th

idledays: BEST LADETTE AND SOON TO BE LADY

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neat-o: saithis:kellylove:lightphotos: Green-tea ice...

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Ninja

Mar 17th

Want you so bad Shake Shack Burger

Mar 17th

Snake Eater vinyl. Toys!

Mar 16th

“Righting wrongs through penetration.”

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Watch

Don’t help him!

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Goldfrapp - It’s Not Over Yet (Klaxons/Grace cover)

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I go, you go, we all go: Viggo.

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Yes.

Mar 14th

This movie and this character turned me against Kiki D....

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Latest obssession: Suri Cruise eating cupcakes

Mar 14th

MY OTHER CAR IS AN ATLASPHERE

Mar 14th

“Arrrggghhh! My legs!”
— Nicolas Cage getting his legs...

Mar 14th

Eating a Frosty Fruit with a spoon

FML

Mar 13th

Suburban Mayhem

is on SBS right now. For some reason, I’m filled with a strange satisfaction that the  leading...

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Chris Bosh looks like an actual Raptor here. Edit: HAHA...

Mar 12th

MR. BOBALINO MR. BOB BOBALINO

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Watch

Omg. I’m so happy this was released. But I’m sure there has to be more. Some Ricky-Elmo...

Mar 12th

Elle Fanning. Very much the superior Fanning.

Mar 12th

Paris Hilton has a parrot. Your arguement is invalid.

Mar 12th

A simple Facebook search will reveal:

that 99.9% of females named Winnie are Asian. There’s like, 1 black chick.

Mar 12th

TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?

intrazone: petenovez: iwontallowit: “SPIDERLAND”. “Apollo Creed” It’s big and black. ...

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planettampon: HULK SMASH. ...

Mar 11th

Daft Punk console

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Ever seen the most fucked up episode of Ren & Stimpy?...

Mar 11th

Cobb’s arms are ripped from their socket.

Mar 11th

A hermit crab crawls inside Cobb’s ear.

Mar 11th

Cobb tears his eyes and nose off his face.

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Cobb’s ear, held only by double sided tape, slowly...

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12 Covers for I-D, March 2009

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I’ve never solved a sliding puzzle in my life.

Mar 11th

A trady took his shoes off before coming...

Amazing things happen, people.

Mar 10th

“Baby Burrito”

Mar 10th

Franco sleeps during a lecture at Columbia University.

Mar 10th

(via niki) Yes that’s right. Australia used to have...

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Holy fucking shit. Fuzzy’s real name is Faustina...

Mar 10th

clablr: colours went dull in scan ): Someone’s an...

Mar 10th

neat-o: intrazone: petenovez: Bryan Lee O’Malley draws...

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Uniqlo x Japan Game - Dig Dug

Mar 9th

If nothing else, Japan is a great country for giving us...

Mar 9th

First known example of ‘vampire’ or ancient...

Mar 9th

swish

Mar 9th

planettampon: :O C:

Mar 8th

(via keflex)

Mar 8th

“It’s like stepping on a baby; you can only get a feel...”
— Explaining to my friend why I...

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Am I a Poster Pussy?

I don’t like putting up posters on my bedroom walls because of the disgusting blu-tac smegma...

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nyagao: error888: eigokun: go_014.jpg Legion of...

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Fond memories

Mar 5th

“French electronica duo Daft Punk has been signed to write...”
— Get the fuck out.

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Neva 4get you genius chimp!

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I made a logo for Thom Yorke.

Mar 4th

(via sassycasserole) Not on my watch!

Mar 3rd

Game Hova man, Game Hova.

Mar 3rd

I JUST KILLED AN OWL

pspssst: planettampon: In my car. It swooped down from the trees and landed on the road not a...

Mar 3rd

O's & X's

I hate people who choose the centre square first every single game of naughts and crosses.

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T-mac gifs for all

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This game was so bad ass. 64 version was never released in...

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Watch

New King of Fighters XII US trailer. “EVERY BACKGROUND. EVERY CHARACTER. 100% HAND DRAWN....

Mar 3rd

Moan My IP Address

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TAYLOR SWIFT

sounds like a pornstar’s name to me.

Mar 2nd

I WANT TO TRY THIS!

Mar 2nd

JUST THEN

I opened a jar of mustard pickles, dipped my pinkie finger in, tasted it and approved.

Mar 2nd

A SIX-YEAR-OLD boy is in a critical...

“It is thought from the information that people gave to doctors at the scene that somehow the...

Mar 2nd

Love this friggen dude in those chuppa chups ads.

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Not that I want to see Rihanna get hit in the face but what...

Mar 2nd

The Force Trainer is the most compelling in a new line of ...

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Mar 1st

I like to act out the 30 Rock opening credits while it’s playing on TV.  I also did the same...

Mar 1st

planettampon: CRAVING. I’m going to eat so much god...

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Feb 28th

Supre Mario Brothers

Feb 28th

“Is that a midget?”
— My friend watching me play...

Feb 28th

Green tea is the superior Haagen-Dazs flavour.

Feb 28th

Swiftly followed by strawberry.

Feb 28th

Why doesn’t Australia stock Haagen Dazs? Or Ben &...

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