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“You don’t just listen to this ________, you feeeeeel...”
— Voiceover’s description...
Nov 30th

If there's a moral to any Survivor...

It’s that you’re far better looking unwashed and unkempt rather than studio-styled,...
Nov 30th
‘Bogus Third Act Soliloquys by Robin Williams’
Nov 30th
Nov 30th

X-mas Lights

nineteen666: bobloblawslawblog: I can’t be the only one who hates them. Worst things. AND THE...
Nov 30th

X-mas Lights

I can’t be the only one who hates them.
Nov 30th
brightredlemons: fluorescent: hellen jo Just worked...
Nov 30th
Skill Tester by Matt Huynh
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
I used to think there was only one Simpsons quote that...
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
Adam: So, you hear about Call of Duty 4? Randy: The what?...
Nov 30th
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eccentricsobriety: Can not compute. What is going on? ...
Nov 29th
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Wrong Wroks / Super Bored
Nov 29th
Nov 28th
I really hope this is evidence that someone at Foxsports is...
Nov 28th
My input into this discussion of heat/weather.
Nov 28th
Nov 28th

It's 2010

Why does it feel like I’m shaking hands with Mr. T every time I fill up my car at the pump?...
Nov 28th
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niki: ♥ Jeremy ♥
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th

Before Work

Father: <Can you buy some stock for the restaurant?>
Me: Uh huh.
Father: <Some red-bean iceblocks.>
Me: Go on.
Father: <That's it.>
Me: That's not for the restaurant, that's for YOU.
Father: Heheh.
Nov 27th
niki: Margaret Thatcher at the opening of the M25...
Nov 27th
Phil: He was moonwalking. But like, forwards.
Me: Isn't that just walking?
Nov 26th

So thirsty today

Just wanna sit inside a watermelon. And eat it from the inside out.
Nov 26th
Nov 26th

Just

revolutionised ‘sweep under the rug’ technique. Instead of getting a dustpan, I instead...
Nov 26th
overdosebabyblue: I bet the person who thought of this...
Nov 26th
Unf.
Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
“That pasta that was Tom Cruise in 1994 was al dente.”
— Wait, what.
Nov 25th
intrazone: (via niki) I loved these things, what did they...
Nov 25th
Preview to my friends’ first show tonight.
Nov 25th
Nov 24th
Table
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
niki: My lamp broke and I like reading in bed. I bet...
Nov 24th
nineteen666: at some point, Dakota Fanning became totally...
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
absolutecrumb: I sold my old car this morning To some...
Nov 24th
(via nicoleok) Rory Calhoun
Nov 24th
Warch Watch
Taking every fibre of restraint not to buy a lot of these.
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Nov 23rd
Paul M
Nov 23rd
I PITY THA FOO’, WHO DOESN’T phoooone home.
Nov 23rd

Setting up a Facebook Event

Or, finding out who really are your friends?
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
I still have 1.9L of this liquid diabetes to go. eBay?
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Can’t wait to see you in Zooweekly China in 11 years...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd

Tom Piotrowski

What are you doing on Channel 9 now?
Nov 22nd

There are ice crystals in between my...

This does not bode well.
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
Why don’t supermarkets have you? Where can I get...
Nov 22nd
It’s supposed to be of the YeahYeahYeahs. I originally...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
Craving
Nov 22nd
Nov 21st

It's 2009 and Lube Mobile still hasn't...

(via niki) That’s firteen firty firty-two.
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
Still could’ve been Ramona Flowers imo
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
Van Damme was American in this movie
Nov 20th
Macross Plus Cos technologically speaking, jet planes need...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
ONE MILLION TONS OF BROKEN PIECES Holy hell, look at the art direction in this game! You have to...
Nov 20th
chris-o: Familia Gargamel Tre Flip Poster !
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th

Does a goiter itch?

I really hope I don’t have a goiter. Goit.
Nov 19th

REVIEW: Korean Corn Icecream or Korn...

The Good: The shape of it is very conducive to eating whilst driving unlike the icecream’s...
Nov 19th
timblarity: insiderivers: tickapecka: TheChive »...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Bark n Honk!
Nov 19th

Jessica Watson

All she does is go on the Internet, eats snacks and washes herself for 5 minutes a day. I’m...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
I want to go to this, if nothing else, for the Deforgeo...
Nov 18th
NECKFACE: The Movie
Nov 18th
churly: apsies: “The other day, Kate showed her some...
Nov 18th

Dad

just answered the phone informing who he thought was my cousin that it was Uncle Dennis speaking. ...
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
Whyyyy did I buy you. #1 flavour as voted by Cottees fans my...
Nov 17th

Why do Fountain Sauces

feel it’s necessary to cake Julie Masterchef’s face in make-up for their ads? We watched...
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
Sing Like a Dickhead and Dance Like a Duck Late Show x Ween
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
OMG
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
For sale: Admiral Ackbar Star Wars Edition...
Nov 17th

what to do about this simpsons mess

ottermadness: Destroy all spider-pig memorabilia / references. Fire all current writers. Re-hire...
Nov 17th
“Oh, thanks a lot. I’ll accept anything, just a couple of...
Nov 17th

Would you like a Hi-Chew?

They’re soft from being in my pockets.
Nov 17th
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Warch Watch
On a day like this, just imagine you’re on ice planet Hoth.
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Rey ‘03
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th

Neeext!

Chicken necks?
Nov 15th
One more Tao to illustrate my point.
Nov 15th
I think it began with Namek-era Son Gohan.
Nov 15th
Rinko makes a valid point
Nov 15th
Think I’m slowly converting from boy hair to bowl...
Nov 15th
Friends With You Skywalkers
Nov 15th
Tang Chan
Nov 15th
Gonna transform into a badasss motherfu— WHAT?!...
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Fido Dido
Nov 14th
Sega, you magnificent idiots.
Nov 14th
Red Mask - The Red Mask (bbal gan ma su ku) is a Korean...
Nov 14th
eccentricsobriety: youmightfindyourself: 24 dollar...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
(via eccentricsobriety) This photo is from Cigar...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th

In hindsight

I think that it’s very hurtful and tacky that in grade 1 swimming classes, the elite group...
Nov 14th
Biddy Maroney, WBYK
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
niki: I really don’t think I can handle five more years of...
Nov 13th

WHAT KIND OF SLIME

WOULD I MARRY?
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th

Ramune Soda Hi-Chews + swigging on Coke

Burps = amazing ramune coke flavour chemistry
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
612 more Seth MacFarlane shows!
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
You are quite good at cosplay
Nov 13th
Pluto
Nov 13th
brightredlemons: beautiful Logic. miles edgeworth...
Nov 13th
!van: Survivor got old after season 3. What season are they up to now?
!van: Suvivor New York
COLINTENDO 64: hahah
COLINTENDO 64: Survivor: Darra
!van: hahah
!van: That'd be more dangerous
Nov 13th
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
Gwah!
Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
Ramune KitKat. Ramune in KitKat. KitKat that is Ramune....
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
Fist of the North Star
Nov 11th
Last words of executed criminals
Nov 11th

Oven has been preset to 220C, tuna bake...

Baking for roughly 6 DANGERDOOM songs or until golden brown
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
(via niki)
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th

Is it yellow fever

if you are yellow yourself?
Nov 11th
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TellMeMore sound bite Simpsons sound bites
Nov 11th
Nov 10th
Nov 10th

AUNTY ALISON'S ADVICE:

neat-o: Childrens, Never eat before you plan to drink because it’s WAY cheaper and quicker if you...
Nov 10th
Nov 10th

For the 5th year in a row

I slept through the minutes silence on Remembrance Day. Never forget!
Nov 10th
http://electricantzine.com/
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
Vagrant Story
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
Glorious independent anime short. Schoolgirl can’t stop running down a hill. Or something.
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
Nov 10th

I assumed my dad was already at work...

In fact he’s still in bed at 12:30 and only woke up because I was hollering at a Jason...
Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
Nov 9th

PUDDING

Is both fun to say and fun to eat. Pudding.
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
A storm’s a Brewer-ing
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
“I’m disgusted with the quality of Nelson’s coaching and with...”
— Stephen Jackson BURN
Nov 9th
All of the photos of Motoko Kusanagi on google image are...
Nov 9th
absolutecrumb: Dad gets cool mail I don’t have any...
Nov 9th

Urrrgh, I just cut my knuckle cleaning...

I’m excellent cook.
Nov 9th
Urgh. Why do I always get the shit one.
Nov 9th
Kite Festival
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
Holy shyiiiiit. Her eyepatch is in the shape of a love...
Nov 9th

Got caught

at work practising my Leon Black softly to myself. Waddup Hal! Black man doin’ his thang....
Nov 9th
(via planettampon) The following takes place between 3:00am...
Nov 8th
Click for multi-coloured God of Scientology set to the...
Nov 8th

I think I just really like Cillian...

Nov 8th
Those lips. Those cheek bones. Cillian Murphy is Paul...
Nov 8th
So Cillian Murphy tested for Batman Begins Bruce Wayne and...
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
The Book of Genesis illustrated by R. Crumb
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
Nov 8th

You can't polish a turd

You can’t Polish a Turk
Nov 7th
Pocky Watch is all the twitter you need
Nov 7th
keflex: bobloblawslawblog: wtnss: I could go for that...
Nov 7th
wtnss: I could go for that far left 1899 version. Is...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th

'A League of Their Own' is so much more...

How many r’s are there in Riot Grrl?
Nov 7th
Nov 7th

Q: What's black and white and red all...

Your mother’s menstruation.
Nov 7th
John Safran has rejected your friend request.
Nov 7th
brightredlemons: my favourite panels from my project for...
Nov 7th
chris-o: New Balance 850 x Sneaker Freaker. ...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th

Movember

More like Homovember. Mo’ like Homovember. Homo’ like Homovember.
Nov 7th
Nov 7th

Don't rub salt in her axe wound

Nov 7th

Kasey Chambers: Am I not pretty enough?

No. You are not.
Nov 6th
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Nov 5th
Nov 5th
Someone at Marvel is a Gong Li fan
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
brightredlemons: THIS IS EASILY MY FAVOURITE THING EVER. EVER. What the hell was this it blew my...
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
Andrew Gordon
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
‘Two in the pink, one in the stink’ gloves. RT...
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th

Good taunts when you're playing Online...

Accuse the opposing player of being a racist. Then say: Your favourite hand is triple Kings. Cos...
Nov 5th
James Franco with a flamethrower.
Nov 5th
nineteen666: Where’s the kitten option? D’ythink 10...
Nov 4th

i got kind of sad when john safran...

(via nineteen666) A tongue twister to soothe your pain.
Nov 4th

It's irrelevant whether bread falls...

Do you eat any kind of food off the floor, you dirty hobo?
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
planettampon: ♥ PETER ♥ Peter and Michelle are better...
Nov 4th
Secret Squirrel is my Hannah-Barbera of choice.
Nov 4th
Me as a treeson.
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
God fucking damnit Sheldon
Nov 4th
I would punch a spider in the face.
Nov 4th

Woke up in a cold sweat last night

How long has it been since I updated my Real Player????
Nov 4th
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AJ Fosik
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
Neal Schweiber and Sam Weir
Nov 3rd
“Let’s just say, she’s the Bees Tits”
— Siang, re: Christina Hendricks
Nov 3rd
Oer Es Ar Eh Oh En. En? En.
Nov 3rd
neat-o: ALL CLASS. Man. I spat (imaginary) coffee at the...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Treesons
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd

I've been a waiter for 8 years now

If I wrote a memoir tomorrow it would be titled YOU GOT SERVED or ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
What?
Nov 3rd

99 luftballoons but a bitch aint one

hit me
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Still the best Rhythm Tengoku stage in existence
Nov 3rd
gratesontour: Lost Heroes! Creepy Saturday Morning Cartoon...
Nov 3rd
Passport competition
Nov 3rd
timblarity: They just don’t make a habit for it.
Nov 2nd

I hate

when you leave a track running on itunes and there’s a 9 minute gap until the hidden song...
Nov 2nd
So instead, I’m gonna have to go with the good...
Nov 2nd