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Go long much?

This season Tom Brady has: - lead the Patriots to an unprecedented perfect season (16-0) - threw...

Dec 29th

Fruets

Fruits are such a pain in the ass. I hate eating a bowl of cherries and the last one is the shitty...

Dec 29th

Mongor

This summer I’ve officially beened turned off mango forever. So sick of it. Bring on more...

Dec 28th

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Dec 28th

Dec 28th

KOH

Most underrated cartoon on Fox ever. 

Dec 27th

AH HAHAHA. I played 3 or 4 moves of one letter just to get...

Dec 27th

Google Image

Some words NSFW to search on google images: - Juno - Ding Dong - Juanita* *I just discovered...

Dec 27th

Ding Dong

From Wikipedia The second, more pessimistic ending suggests that Nobita Nobi is suffering from...

Dec 26th

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This teaser for NBC’s attempt at bringing interest to Knight Rider is very short, pointless,...

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Jared, 11  I’ve never wanted to punch a kid’s...

Dec 25th

Ugh

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Dec 25th

x_x

So sick right now that my body is pulsating as I sit here.

Dec 25th

Boston Legal

was so much better when it had Rebecca DeMornay instead of Monica Potter, Vince Collosimo instead of...

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Dec 23rd

For dashboard viewers, you have to go to my actual tumblr. — planettampon

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

WIFE SWAP

  It’s back on TV. Summer sweeps season is officially in full swing people! Also, google...

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

Taylor, 10  SHE IS THE GREATESTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 

Dec 20th

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2008 - CRS

Dec 20th

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WINNR

Aries Spears’ Jay-Z impersonation is unbahlievable. He even LAUGHS like Jay-z. Haha,...

Dec 19th

Colin reviews: the Daft Punks

Let me just say this for one night only. FUCK the Arcade Fire. I saw Daft Punk and can now die and...

Dec 19th

BEFORE YOU DIE, YOU SEE MY RING

I’m currently reading Spirals, the sequel to Ringu and I realised that I only have 7 days!!!...

Dec 19th

Random thought:

Why does tomato sauce residue turn black around the cap and neck of the bottle?

Dec 19th

Namecheck

The robots at Facebook HQ aren’t very consistent. They deemed my friend’s name Siang as...

Dec 18th

Random thought

You know how Stevie Wonder impersonators do the whole massive grin, head sway thing. I had a...

Dec 18th

i would be VERY surprised if this movie lives up to this...

Dec 18th

White trash family

Britney Spears little sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. At 16 years old. And she’s keepin the...

Dec 18th

Haiku Movie Reviews

I’m thinking of making a tumblr for it. But I’ll probably be too lazy in the end....

Dec 17th

I got a sammich

and cranberry sauce is pretty damn great.

Dec 17th

ATTN: SONMI

create your own label already. http://www.threadless.com/profile/17724/sonmi/submissions also, she...

Dec 17th

TV Guide

This is a friendly reminder to Colin to watch these shows every week. Monday: 7:30 -...

Dec 17th

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so weird seeing Will Arnett doing serious acting. COME ON!

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

hahah, they just get better

Dec 17th

— planettampon do you have this on dvd/computer air? can...

Dec 16th

Good Gawd, Golden Globes

 Best Actor in Comedy/Musical Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl Tom...

Dec 16th

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Iwannaseethissobadomg

Dec 16th

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why does looking up pickles on youtube return such fucked up results?

Dec 16th

“AFTER catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a Canadian man...”
— Wouldn’t it be more of a...

Dec 16th

— niki

Dec 16th

It looks like PBF

but it’s not? 

Dec 13th

TATAO! That was the best season ever. The mother who...

Dec 12th

SCULLY

THAT AINT GILLIAN ANDERSON! Who the fuck makes an X-files without Agent Dana SCULLY?? OH, and...

Dec 12th

Finger Stink

I hate eating prawns cos after peeling so many your fingers smell like em for the rest of the night....

Dec 12th

“We’ve never met Asian people befo’”
— Mary, The Amazing Race

Dec 12th

SURVIVORS READY? GO!

James the gravedigger. O.M.G - dude’s fucken awesome! See him pushing bamboo trees down and...

Dec 11th

whats wrong here

whats wrong here AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT...

Dec 11th

Ice luge. I want!

Dec 11th

“For anyone visiting here who misses the show, don’t give up...”
— Please don’t play with...

Dec 11th

— bobloblawslawblog I thought that was real for like, at...

Dec 11th

Dec 11th

Adidas Originals have a pretty comp where you design your own festival.  

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

COLA SIAN.

That’s a new cola drink name that is now yr name Colin. Did you get Arcade Fire tickets? I...

Dec 11th

Dec 10th

Lost@Sea

This is exactly why I fell in love with Bryan O Malley. His work that his, not the actual man. Just...

Dec 10th

Countdown

I’m seeing Daft Punk in less than 10 days and all I can think about is Arcade Fire. TIX TMR. ...

Dec 10th

*Pant*

Victoria Secret show. omg. Adriana, Miranda and friends are overwhelming. If Giselle was still a...

Dec 9th

 FLYKICKS ANYONE???

Dec 9th

Scrab-u-lous

‘WOMEN ONLY - DIRTY CHAT’  Is there a seedy subculture of dirty talking scrabulous...

Dec 9th

Google Images

search terms: d.a.r.e results:...

Dec 9th

S.W.F

oh man, Single White Female is on TV. Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh? Total love for this...

Dec 8th

Dragon -dragon - dragon- ball - dragon -...

I should be casting director:

Dec 8th

Currently

Making a Sufjan carols cd for the restaurant to use. OUR CHINESE RESTAURANT WILL HAVE ZE BEST XMAS...

Dec 7th

Melberne

Is booked. The series of events will be: Sunday 27th, my sister’s 30th birthday in Brisbane...

Dec 7th

Ugh

Had to work at the restaurant tonight for a wedding reception. It’s now 12:42 and I’m...

Dec 7th

I hope these are at Hype… — planettampon air, your...

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

— mareen — planettampon errrr, this is soo a copy of that...

Dec 7th

DOWN, FORWARD + PUNCH

the game will be 3d graphics on a 2d plane MIXED FEELINGS.

Dec 6th

FIYAH

yep. Arcade Fire sideshows are go. need to call my sister in Melb and arrange all the dee-tails.

Dec 5th

hahaha, in celebration of seeing Arcade Fire

Dec 5th

Also

Remember to watch Beauty and the Geek tonight at 11:00PM

Dec 5th

COLIN

YES MELBOURNE IS Melbourne 29/30 - Forum OMG TICKETS ON SALE WEDNESDAY 12th DECEMBER. TICKETEK I...

Dec 5th

AIR DID ARCADE FIRE ANNOUNCE MELB SIDESHOWS TELL ME NOW K? 

Dec 5th

ok last one

Dec 5th

hahah air, i was so gonna post this today as well.

Dec 5th

Socceroos

You know, there are coaches outside of The Netherlands?

Dec 5th

The only time I’ve used excel on my computer I think 

Dec 5th

Dec 5th

HAHAHA these are so a-ma-zing. ^ dont even know what was going on in the original version...

Dec 5th

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old. but i never saw the end part of this where Jimmy grabs himself a piece of Sarah Silverman...

Dec 5th

Who needs an endlessly convoluted viral marketing campaign...

Dec 5th

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read the comic today - it’s incredible. i hope the movie makes its way to Australia.

Dec 5th

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AHHHH! I WANT ONE!

Dec 4th

“FOUR kittens have been discovered mutilated and beheaded in...”
— Can’t wait to see that...

Dec 3rd

Sweeeeeet Valley Hiii-iiiiii-iiiiiigh

American Apparel   Incredible! 

Dec 3rd

if this was pokemon snap, professor oak would beat your ass...

Dec 3rd

The poster is finally out, vroot!

Dec 3rd

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Dec 2nd

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HAHAAHAHAHA probably trying to scare the gay out of him

Dec 2nd

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W T F

Dec 2nd